sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.