When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Be a loner at school

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.