Go for a 10 mile run.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

thumb_up thumb_down +20

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

thumb_up thumb_down +6

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

thumb_up thumb_down

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

thumb_up thumb_down

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

thumb_up thumb_down -14

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

thumb_up thumb_down -24

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Feels my beard with my tongue.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

thumb_up thumb_down -34

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.