Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.