rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Tear up when I poop

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.