When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.