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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.
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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.
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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.
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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...
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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk
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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.
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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house
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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.
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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises
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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.
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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.
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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.
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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.
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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.