Save more than once on your favourite game.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.