Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.