carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Courtesy flush.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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The older I get the more honest I get

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.