When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Eat ice by itself

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

thumb_up thumb_down -59

I think Frozen is an overrated film

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

thumb_up thumb_down -81

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

thumb_up thumb_down -85

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

thumb_up thumb_down -91

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -95

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

thumb_up thumb_down +2

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.