When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I hate being called "buddy".

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.