When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.