Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.