- Things You Think Only You Do

Play as both sides on fifa

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

Pretend my life is a videogame.

k. everyone

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.