- Things You Think Only You Do

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.