Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.