Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

It's hot but I still have on covers

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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look at bins as i walk past them

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.