After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.