I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.