Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.