worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I hit the frig after sex

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.