Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Mayada stupid

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.