- Things You Think Only You Do

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Picking my nose.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.