Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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I cant ride a bike

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.