Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.