Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Boinked my neighbor

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.