I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.