When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Poo really loud

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.