if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.