make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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I chew my ice cream.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.