speak proper english

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.