Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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I have a phobia of incest

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.