- Things You Think Only You Do

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

Sometimes I toot.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Set Fire to the Rain

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.