sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Take baths

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.