I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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chew on the side of my teeth

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.