I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.